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03 September 2008 @ 01:30 pm
The last day of the rest of your life.  
     I am unsure how I got to be so cranky and old.  I woke up one morning and BOOM there it was, me, biting the head off of a puppy.

Current Mood: crankyold
agentmaxwell on September 3rd, 2008 08:33 pm (UTC)
Again with the "I'm old" crap? That's it. Yah, me, this Saturday, concert.
Detective Olivia Benson: looking back rolling eyesdetoliviasvu on September 4th, 2008 11:36 am (UTC)
What kind of concert, hopefully its none of that rock music stuff you kids listen to.

Elvis! Now that's real rock music.

*Shakes cane at random kids.*
agentmaxwell on September 4th, 2008 03:12 pm (UTC)
Well, I do listen to rock, but it's for yah, so yah choose.
And Elvis isn't bad...
Detective Carlton Lassiter: winkdet_lassiter on September 4th, 2008 06:56 am (UTC)
If I'd have known, I'd have given you all Nutmeg's puppies when I was trying to get rid if them.
Detective Olivia Benson: Ballsdetoliviasvu on September 4th, 2008 11:35 am (UTC)
I thought I put that on my resume that I sent to you. Am I going to have to eat some puppies here?
Detective Carlton Lassiterdet_lassiter on September 4th, 2008 11:46 am (UTC)
I should have read the resume more carefully. You know what it's like when your inbox is full of paperwork and you're itching to just get out away from the desk.... I'm afraid they all found new homes.
Detective Olivia Bensondetoliviasvu on September 4th, 2008 11:49 am (UTC)
You really do need to watch out for the crazies, Lassiter, to bad you're stuck with me. Darn I was hungry for puppies this morning.
Detective Carlton Lassiter: chopdet_lassiter on September 4th, 2008 05:26 pm (UTC)
You'd think I'd have learnt my lesson by now, oh well... Will you settle for a kitten?
Detective Olivia Bensondetoliviasvu on September 6th, 2008 02:48 am (UTC)
I will eat kittens.

For a price.

A dollar. Depending on the kitten.